March 23, 2024

2-min read

Tossed-Aside Headlines

1. Palestine: The US’s ceasefire solution in the UN security council did not actually call for a ceasefire. Israel besieges Al-Shifa hospital again (Biden lied about details of the first siege), while 1.1M face starvation. A former IOF commander says the war against Hamas is lost, and 64% of Palestinians agree. Israel reportedly plans to use the US port being built in Gaza for deportations. The Houthis, “the greatest challenge to the US Navy in recent history,” hit Israel with a missile for the first time. Israel has taken 7K+ hostages since Oct 7, adding to the 5K+ it had before. The IOF was forced to retreat from Hamad, southern Gaza, as it faces an ammunition shortage. The IOF murdered a Palestinian Jew in the West Bank.

2. Empire: The US has no proof that TikTok has ever colluded with the CPC. After French troops, Niger kicked out 1,000 US troops stationed in a $750M drone base. A secret report by Canada’s Mounties warns Canadians may revolt due to deteriorating conditions. A whistleblower accused the CIA of protecting Hunter Biden’s corruption.

3. Ukraine: The US fears for “Ukraine’s survival,” as the country kidnaps whatever remaining men it can find to serve. A Polish Minister admits Western troops in Ukraine is “an open secret.” Hunka, the volunteer Nazi applauded in Canada’s parliament last year, was given the highest award in a Ukrainian oblast.

4. Yet another study confirms “Havana Syndrome” was not real; the US and Canadian diplomats who all had bizarre symptoms starting in the late 2010s likely suffered from group hysteria.

5. Haiti: The Western-formed presidential council has found its 9 pro-intervention members, who’ll be tasked with finding an interim PM, as unrest and fighting continues in the country.